Regular reader Jon Ebolavirus dropped me a text and a photo of a cracking scratching he had recently. Over to you Jon.
I was at the Birmingham summer food fair thingy the other day getting smashed in the German beer tent. I felt the urge for some salty pig based snacks so wondered round the corner to find the scratchings stand and I went and fucking bought some I did.
This was a particularly nice one and as it was served warm, which was a mark of genius, and I told the bloke an all - fucking nice one mush I said. Anyway it had a lack of hair but the extra fat content had to be commended. Medium salt level but in all honesty I would have rather settled for the little blue and white KVE Scratchings.
If you've had a fucking tasty scratching or for that matter a few nice Pints which got you spannered or you have had an uplifting packet of tabs that made you cough like a miner in the morning, or any old shit for that matter drop me a line and I will alter most of the words you send me to include tons of swearing and bang it on here. Try and include a picture as well as that pads all this shit out. Cheers.