Stuart Carrotballs loves the blog so much he was moved to email in his favourite brand of scratchin' and to tell me a little more - but fuck it, I cant be arsed typing that crap so I'll just cut and paste his email.
Alright Dan - I was down the labour yesterday and had a packet of these - bloody lovely scratchings. However there a fucking quid in there. Mind I did get a second pack. Down the legion there only 85p - what the fuck is all that about eh?
Er..............Nice one Stu - can you at least describe how one of the fuckers tasted next time you cunt.
Right then cunts - here's some more drinking, eating and smoking related shit for you.
A few weeks ago I went to some shit in Birmingham on my lunch break, it was just a load of fucking overpriced food that the resident office monkeys in Brum lapped up - the cunts.
There was all sorts of over priced stuff up there - shitty Australian burgers for 4 queen heads, five pound plates of Paella that will more than likely see you shitting through the eye of a needle. Although the Hogans Ciderwas a reasonable £3.00 a pint.
Look at these cunts queuing for fucking noodles - twats
However - on closer inspection it transpired there was a scratching stall. Fuck me!
That's a fucking bold statement Ray - I think I'll be the judge of that
So I went and bought a bag of "Britain's Best Scratchings" and for 2 shitters you got a dirty great big bag of the fuckers.
I took them back to the office and ate the fuckers - lunch sorted, no massive dent in me wallet, no shitting water all afternoon and I was so thirsty by the time I finished work I got absolutely cunted whilst slaking me thirst. Everyone is a cocking winner.
Oh regards them being Britain's best? close but no cigar. Check some KVE out Ray you cunt, then try again.